I realized that everything I think is funny and every joke I make comes from Amy Sedaris or Andy Kaufman.
I realized that everything I think is funny and every joke I make comes from Amy Sedaris or Andy Kaufman.
Broken Social Scene - All to All (by soundscapesmusic)
Remember when you didn’t like Broken Social Scene? I do.
Going on a road trip alone is both amazing and really sad. You get to visit all the places you want for as long as you want, but when you see something really amazing, you have nobody next to you to share it with.
I used to be really adventurous. I went on roadtrips and shows by myself and I wasn’t scared and I didn’t care. I have been having dreams where I will have off for 3 days and I will try to figure out how far I can get in those three days. I want to go on an adventure.
The closer I get, the more I’m freaking out. I need someone to help me drive and move heavy things! I’m so fucked.
Are you moving to Texas? If so, when are you moving??????
my landlord: please don’t feed the outside cats anymore, thank you.
me: please don’t ask me for the rent early anymore, thank you.
Being ultra productive / missing my only best friend ever.
I get so sick of people and there has only ever been one person who I truly loved in a way that made me hate her most of the time, but also made me love her all of the time.
Feeling real shitty. Yesterday I got a flat tire because I was tired and cranky and I drove over a curb.
Then, the cat I used to take care of came to my back porch with a gash in his leg and I sat on my back porch for like, 20 minutes and cried while I pet him.
And lastly I got “fired” from a job I was doing for free for a class that I didn’t want to do to begin with. and I was told that she was “disappointed with my lack of professionalism.” Obviously I showed a lot of professionalism by not actually punching her in the face.
At Moravian! I am taking them as my PE requirement. I feel like a total douche, but I am taking it with Em Cohen and we wear leotards and tights to every class. It is mostly students / girls taking themselves way too seriously (this is Moravian, c’mon!) and two older asian women. IT IS THE GREATEST / MOST AWKWARD LIFE EVER. If you still lived in the area, you could come. I think it is $10 a class.
Where?! When did you start? Do you feel like a douche? How many other adults are in your class? What’s the age range? OMG I AM GLAD I AM NOT ALONE
Is 24 too old to start taking tap lessons?